May 2013
starksexual:
i was at the bus stop with my sister the other day and for no apparent reason, she says: ‘dude, there are more dead people in the world than living people’ and the woman standing beside me whispered ‘holy shit’ and i fucking lost it
5 tags
sarlaccvagina:
petition for Avengers 2 to end on a freeze-frame like this
foodchewer:
*hides good snacks from family members*
4 tags
non-volerli-vittime:
PSA: When someone has a “mental breakdown” or “spirals out of control” for a few days, it’s a health issue, not a “scandal” for you to rave about. Judging someone solely on things they did or said while experiencing a breakdown is pretty much like judging someone solely on the fact that they threw up in public when they had the flu.
“We are not the same persons this year as last; nor are those we love. It is a...”
– W. Somerset Maugham (via kristen-jane)
queen-dandelion:
there should be like a strip club only with hot dads in good shoes with their legs propped up on tables sipping coffee and staring at you over the tops of their glasses when you walk in
goddamn i would lose so much money
fluffywhitechicken:
filthytricksyhobbitses:
guys
perfume
that smells like books
if you wear this I’ll probably fall in love with you
“I said never apologize for how you feel. No one can control how they feel. The...”
– Iain S. Thomas (via kristen-jane)
whiskey-memories:
bras are so expensive like i didn’t choose the boob life the boob life chose me
rigor samsa
terramantra:
n. a kind of psychological exoskeleton that can protect you from pain and contain your anxieties, but always ends up cracking under pressure or hollowed out by time—which grows back again and again until you develop a more sophisticated emotional structure, held up by a strong and flexible spine, built less like a fortress than a cluster of treehouses.
doncasturbate:
my sense of style is
“fuck im late”
“what is this”
“i love this shirt im gonna wear it for 2 weeks straight”
“Maybe if your dick was thicker than your goddamn eyebrows we wouldn’t be having...”
– Gay couple arguing outside Walmart (via dacelio) 